What happens when I'm bored at work

I actually answered this seriously at first, and it was quite a nice and introspective experience. But then I clicked my mouse on a link by accident and lost the whole thing. Maybe I'll reattempt the serious one next week. But for now, this is what you've got:

All About Me Survey Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com I Am here at work, bored I Want a cookie I Have none I Wish I had something better to do than this I Hate surveys I Fear I will never finish filling this thing out I Hear dead people I Search but I can't find them I Wonder if I'm going crazy I Regret coming to work today, I'm tired and I Love sleeping in I Ache for that cookie! I Always am waaay too serious I Usually do anything but joke or smile or anything happy like that I Am Not sarcastic I Dance Not now, I don't. I'm at work remember? I Sing Hello, still at work, here. But you'd like me to, wouldn't you? You must be bored too. I Never really heard dead people. So sorry to disappoint you all. I Rarely use cash, but when that credit card bill comes at the end of the month I Cry very hard I Am Not Always forgetful, yet I Lose things all the time and I'm Confused about why I Need a massage. Or a drink. This is all very stressful. I Should just go and buy that cookie Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com